So... Do you use a turkey baster?

This is a popular question.  And I understand the curiosity here.  It's a logistics thing.  But do people realize what they're asking?  What sort of intimate details they're implying?  Maybe they do.  Or maybe not.

The short answer is yes - and no.  

To answer the question, "Do you use something to assist with sperm placement?": Yes.  Is it an item reserved for Thanksgiving dinner?: No. 

There is only one tool appropriate for an IUI (intra-uterine insemination), and it's a 1 ml syringe, with a thin catheter attached to the slip tip.  All items must be sterile for use with this procedure, as a uterus is not designed to fight infection.

For an ICI (intra-cervical insemination), a syringe can also be helpful for positioning sperm immediately against the cervix.  Frequently, a larger size syringe is needed for ICI, because the sample has more volume (unwashed, containing both semen fluid and sperm).  Another option is to use a device called a soft cup, which is designed for women to use during their period, but works well to keep sperm where they need to be (near the cervix).  These items do not need to be sterile because the vagina and cervix are designed to fight infection.  But, you know, don't swipe your soft cup all over the shopping cart handles at your local Target because, gross.  You don't need to test those defenses.

Are you asking yourself, "Self, what's a cervix?"? Check out this educationally gruesome site: The Beautiful Cervix Project.  It's a good anatomy lesson.